Your Messages (3 new)
jeremiah_in_bloom  
Dude, how do you do that thing you do haha. I follow you on Instagram and I didn't know even know what this pep...
9:52 PM
eiji_sumi  
It was fantastic. I wouldn't blame you. I like that you get so passionate about peanut butter.
 10:10 PM
candy_apple  
What on earth are you talking about? You're a doofus. hahaha.
6:34 PM
madmax  
Wait you know Linda too? Gad, I haven't seen her in maybe 8 years. She's all over the place these days so it's hard to keep...
10:17 AM
similarminds
I really dig your drawings. Do you think you'll be in town soon. We could grab drinks or something. let me know...
 MON
violet_violence
Holy crap. You're good. bows down to violet.
 1 week
toketokien
Okay so this is a shot in the dark because I'm sure you're inundated with messages but...what are you planning to do this...
 2 weeks
foxxxy
Hey, it was fun meeting you last night. Just wanted to say I never thought I could imagine love at first sight but th...
1 month
jeremiah_in_bloom
Dude, how do you do that thing you do haha. I follow you on Instagram and I didn't know even know what this pep...
2 months
candy_apple
What on earth are you talking about? You're a doofus. hahaha.
4 months
madmax
Wait you know Linda too? Gad, I haven't seen her in maybe 8 years. She's all over the place these days so it's hard to rea...
1 year
similarminds
I really dig your drawings. Do you think you'll be in town soon. We could grab drinks or something. let me know...
 MON
ellebythesea  1 day

Are you not supposed to keep peanut butter in the fridge? This could change my life.

eiji_sumi  8:00pm

You put peanut butter in the fridge, it gets hard and loses its spreadability. If you even try to spread it on break it just ends up tearing up the bread, so you throw out that piece of break and get a new one, only this time you put it in the toaster, because the texture of the toast can withstand the orce you must exert to spread the hard, cold peanut butter. Only now you have to wait for the toast to pop up, and on slice of bread has already been wasted. And maybe you didn't even want toast, you just wasted bread, but given the choice between waiting for the peanut butter to thaw so you can put it on a slice of break or putting bread in the toaster so you can spread hard peanut butter, you take the latter choice because you don't have all day to wait for peanut butter to thaw. If you keep peanut butter at room temperature, however, it maintains optimal spreadability.

ellebythesea  8:15pm

Do you keep that answer on file for when or inevitably get asked that question?

eiji_sumi  8:17pm

I do have some stock answers for a lot of fan questions I receive, but this was not one of them. I intended to send you a short, concise response but the more I typed the more worked up I got. But I will definitely keep that answer on copy paste for you.

ellebythesea  8:19pm

It was fantastic. I wouldn't blame you. I like that you get so passionate about peanut butter.

eiji_sumi  

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